Stolen from Emily, just 'cause I'm kind of a klepto. Which may or may not stick me in the "bad influence" category immediately...

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

*Rules
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 6... heh, starting THIS off on a good note...

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents. [Hard to get around that, yeah?]
4. lied to a friend. [I always have at least a moderately good reason]
5. snuck out of the house. [Yes, but never for very long]
6. done something illegal. [The trick, young grasshopper, is not to get caught!]
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone. [verbal abuse!]
9. wished someone to die. [freshman year geometry teacher? yes?]
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 8

1. missed curfew. [one of the many things my parents can't agree on that works to my advantage!]
2. stayed out all night. [O LAWD yes.]
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [It comes in pints? I'm getting one!]
4. been to a therapist. [Two good ones and one utter quack. I enjoyed messing with them]
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair. [want to, but can't till after interviews are over]
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club. [IN FRANCE!]
10. been to a bar. [AGAIN IN FRANCE! ...AND ENGLAND! ...AND CANADA! ...let's just not go there, yeah? lol]
TOTAL: 6

1. been to a wild party. [Yeahno!]
2. seen the Mardi Gras. [it comes with the French heritage!]
3. drank more than four beers in a night. [STRAIGHTEDGE YAY]
4. had a spring break in Florida. [yus!! lol, Florida John]
5. sniffed anything [more huffing, really. Helium's hella amusing.]
6. wore black nail polish. [yesh]
7. wore arm bands. [the ones that Em made me lol]
8. wore t-shirts with band names. [lol, its gotten to the point where for every new shirt I get, I have to get rid of 3]
9. listened to rap.
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 5

1. dressed gothic. [Back in the day, a wee bit]
2. dressed prep. [lol, oh high-society me. Yes, and to people who actually know me it's hilarious]
3. dressed punk. [All the bleeding time lol.]
4. dressed grunge. [BIKING TRIP! lol, stealing Emily's comment. And Nirvana-y yay]
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything [Nah, I just remind people how dumb they looked the next morning]
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor. [...][...]
10. had someone sneak into your room. [and then throw my pillows over the stairs, yeah. For my friends, my house is their house to the extreme]
TOTAL: 6

1. snuck into someone else's room. [hahaha, alot. Specifically on June 30th of every year]
2. had a crush on your best friend. [lol, THAT'd get awkward!]
3. been to a concert. [F'sho]
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut. [almost every day... that's just depressing]
6. called someone a slut. [yes, but they're typically male!]
7. installed speakers in your car. [my cousin's... we almost broke a fire hydrant from how loud the bass was]
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [...]
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 6

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. [ewww]
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. [SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!]
3. cruised the mall. [yeah]
4. skipped school. [no, but always kinda wanted to]
5. had surgery. [oy, yesh.]
6. had an injury. [If you haven't, you prolly HAVE been under that rock]
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying. [whoops! lol]
9. caught something on fire. [XD]
10. lied about your age. [Yeah. Good vocabulary helps with that.]
TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence. [hehehehe]
3. cheated on someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger. [mostly I just talk too loud and am overheard. Can you say New Year's Eve? Emily and Lucy and Charlotte know what I'm talking about.]
6. hugged a stranger. [Free hugs!]
7. kissed a stranger. [I don't think so, actually!]
8. rode in the car with a stranger. [not with just strangers-- there always has to be at least one other person I know well]
9. been harassed. [yes and no]
10. been verbally harassed. [Are you kidding? that's how we show affection!]
TOTAL: 5

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight. [let's not even talk about that]
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [Oh Emily, thank God for unlimited phone minutes lol!]
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight. [No, although that one day in South Carolina we got close... no one wanted to move]
5. been to a fair. [Yuh-huh!]
6. been called a bad influence. [Hahaha, yes. I like to cause a little excitement]
7. drink and drive. [No fucking way!]
8. prank-called someone. [I'm typically the recipient, and they're hilarious]
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [Yush! boys are cuddly lol]
10. cheated on a test. [I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I still sometimes do. I never change my answers based on what I see, but I like to kinda check my work.]
TOTAL: 6

OVERALL TOTAL: 55! Oh goodness...